Sunday, May 08, 2005

OCS ( Officer Cadet school) outing:

one good thing bout it..we were let off early! actually not really,since our fri lessons end about the same time.so... chey.
neway at OCS we asked Mr chin( Cvics tutor) a question: " Why are there so many female magazines?" erm yah, we saw lotsa female magazines at the benches where cadets/officers get to relax. According to mr chin " 1. There arent many men magazines around, even if so they are qte boring ( e.g about fishing ) 2. It is satistically proven tht with more female magazines ( ok better to say reading more female magazines) cadets show more leadership."
so we were like 'woah'..does that make any sense? i think it does, with all those biological stuff about raging hormones . really.
next up, we visited the cadets' bunks. btw, the bunks are all clean n tidy. 3 out of the 4 bunks that were opened for us to see had their walls plastered with FHM babe posters and lingerie adverts. haha an eyeopener for us all, especially girls cos we know nothing about guys in army. the last of the four bunks was considered normal or should i say "abnormal" cos the room walls were decorated with sports related magazine cuttings, very innocent. Yup... interesting, but i cant imagine that these are the rooms of the smartly-attired cadets we saw marching along the pavements of OCS. ok, it should not be all of them, cannot generalize, it is a fallacy( what i learnt in el druing ny days)!!! still, these are the defenders of our country who go through extremely tough training everyday. OCS has LTs where they have lectures on theory part ( e.g ammunitions) plus they have tests too . u know, when u fight u gotta have brains too?? cannot有勇无谋 ( you2 yong2 wu2 mo1). den we were wondering why the LT have no tables, so i shall assume tht they do not have to take down notes. wah so li4 hai4, need to fignt and study at the same time. hehe.

My weird Dream:
i must write down fast or i will soon forget. first time i rmb details so clearly.its really really weird, makes me want to laugh.

dunnoe how but i found myself in this examination venue. guess what? i am not the student but the invigilator!! hahax...the students were from secondary 2 and they were having the EL paper . crazy, but the examination venue is at a fast food joint - KFC!! hahahaha.so i was like giving out the papers and the papers were already used by others and had answers on the top so like wad the ...i was having problems giving out the papers cos everything was so messed up. after papers were given out, the students started. i was walking about den i realized that 2 students were doing a Sec4 paper!! crazy agn, den i try finding papers for them. i forgot what happened next . knowing that these 2 students have lost some time ( in my dream i am still the very nice person i am in reality, so bhb) but i asked the other teacher to give them more time. but he/she says NO. so erm, too bad for them.

what happens next is even more weird. yx, mandy, xx walked in ( yes!! all of u appeared im my weird dream, honoured??) so i was like hello hello. den we sat around table. hmm...i think this KFC worker came up to us and gave us a drink saying that he/she owe us a drink we ordered last time. i rmb it was KFC cos of the blue uniform. yup den yx mandy xx and i started talking. xx and mandy were takling abt a guy whose name i didnt catch at first. if i m not wrong xx say " 他现在皮肤很黑 ( translation: his skin is very dark)", mandy was like " yah loh", den something like she dont really like him le because of tht.
somehow i asked if it was " 郭品超 (taiwan actor guo1 pin2 chao1)?" cos that was the guy everyone is like talking abt nowadays, dunnoe why i say tht but i have nvr watch any of his drama serials. yupz...they say 'yah' thats the person they are talking abt. i asked why he became so dark. den mandy replied " he went cannoning"... -.- ''' get it? it's suppose to be canoeing, but cannon produces similar effect (abit mean, paiseh) cos of the explosion ( visualize cartoons!!! i think i watch too many).. not bad, mandy still keeps her lame quality in my dream, how lame can she get???!!n i manage to get her lameness in my dream..i rmb myself laughing tho its very cold.
long...narrating entry.

p.s : chinse encoding used.

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